top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over
Now if only I had a couple beers with me while I binge read every volume..
Godzilla is the most pretty girl at the ball.
When people refer to the original Star Wars trilogy simply as: “The trilogy”. Hey, fuck you. I get the impact these movies had, but come on. That just sounds so goddamn pompous, putting it up on a pedestal like that. Besides, everyone knows what truly deserves the title of “The trilogy”…
I really don’t want to know how much money I’ve put into the Injustice game.
Just put 8 more bucks into it because Ultimate Edition for PS4 was on sale.
Roxanne's Second Death
hetero sex be like
Look who’s comin’ to MonsterArts.
I kind of dig it. :D
He’s gonna be so expensive… but so worth it.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."
"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"
Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.
"Make it work!"